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Given the cultivation of the haptic, the hectic, the frenetic, the frantic, the frivolous, here at the Bond Institute, these positions are open to all interested parties.

The positions are paid in Intergalactic Improbability Certificates, which can be redeemed for entirely obsolete artifacts, available through the Bond Institute's fatuous Fine Arts, Forgeries & Frauds Foundation.

Serious inquiries only, s'il vous plåit

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Position: Promotions PDF Print E-mail
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Monday, 24 August 2009 19:35
Dr. Dabo, extemporizing on behalf of a note composed by Dr. Doba:
 
My colleagues here, as it turns out, have demonstrated some skill, seemingly, in delighting audiences with musical clap trap that rivals my skill in pontificational, inspirational discourses. With Dr. Doba on audio-visual pattern productions, Rev. Bado on drones, and Dr. Boda on sensorial reception, feedback & processing, we, as a team, make a formidable foursome. Is there an audience that cares anymore, where then world appears to think that the consumption & appreciation of art is akin to endlessly eating the same brand of potato chips and regurgitating facts about historical trivia? Whomever could be interested in organizing, promoting, dealing with the frivolous activity of arranging concerts for our awe-inspiring spectacles?
 
Surely, an aspiring saint is required. And seeing so many of you out there... apparently... regrettably... well, please do apply, that is, if you do not mind getting your hands dirty.
 
Bond Institute Productions seeks a vigorous and vital 'face' to promote our completed works, organize retrospectives, form alliances, research suitable venues and manage contracts, promotions, negotiations etc. Possibility of local & global travel to start. Intergalactic, pan-dimensional travel offered to established, trusted associates. Ridiculously high percentage of concert profits negotiated with a suitable candidate in advance of schedulings.
 
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Last Updated on Monday, 24 August 2009 22:31
 
Position: Patent Agents PDF Print E-mail
Written by D. Bond   
Monday, 24 August 2009 18:56

 

The Chocolate Kite© - prototype

Dr. Dabo [on behalf of the Faculty]:

 "We, loosely taken in the royal sense, have no interest, such as the double entendre may be, in pursuing business endeavours or investing time in studying ridiculous and silly occupations, engrossed, such as we are, in the creation of new things, rather than accumulation of monetary fat. Certainly someone must have some kind of ambitious streak. Could it be you?"
 

A plethora of new innovations are daily being pumped out of the Bond Institute research department. These include novel mathematical solutions, insights, fabrications, new musical devices, computer interfaces, furniture designs, architectural structures, including various and sundry alchemical and alphysical revelations, that may or may not be patentable. The Institute faculty, too busy to study patent laws has no interest in getting embroiled in such matters. 

A suitable candidate must be willing to investigate into safeguarding the integrity of the institute's work, filing patent applications, and engaging in whatever actions are required to secure the work from International Intellectual pirates, to say nothing of Intergalactic imitations.

Contracts drawn up will be collaborative, with interested candidates receiving ridiculously generous, negotiated percentages of all profits realized from the resultant patents, if awarded.   

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Last Updated on Monday, 24 August 2009 22:25