‘... to be listened to from any point in the recording, for any length of time, up to (at most) one hour, perhaps from another room, preferably while doing dishes, or quite possibly, dusting.
Just in time for the holiday season, Dr. Doba of the Bond Institute brings you 3 x-cruciating pieces, specifically designed to bring you to a state of blissful despondency.
Festivalis Harmonia, in 3 sections, i. obligato, ii. vindicatum, iii. alleluia [in absentium] spans 3 CDs, lasting over 2 hours - just shy of 130 minutes.
The music features minimal applications of the Harmonic Matrix Theory, limited with respect to pitch, rhythm and formal considerations, to produce a repetitive, incessant, perhaps grating, yet oddly soothing sonic environment to fill your holidays with the incalcuable joy of cynical skepticism [or is it skeptical cynicism?].
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Here's what the other institute doctors are saying about the music:
i. obligato "like a tacky christmas tree ornament or side of beef, to be hung from a tree until someone complains about the smell." - Rev. Bado
ii. vindicatum "like a seasonal christmas commercial, to be played until someone yells, 'for the love of the bébé jesus, would someone change the god damned channel.'" - Dr. Boda
iii. alleluia "the kind of angelic screeching you get only when god, like elvis, has left the building." - Dr. Dabo.
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