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Wednesday, 29 July 2009 14:41

SOMEWHERE ACT 1-5

SCENE ??

 

LANDSLIDE HERMITAGE

 

after faking his own death [real?] the ABSENT MAN considers the damage

 

the WHICH DOCTOR will be established in the EMPTY ROOM [aka meditation hall]

first the lollipop carpet, [red/purple i\] is rolled out.

 

Mme will be safe in the PRISTINE BEDCHAMBER with architectural plans for T-SHAX safe

 

EVIDENCE:

yoga mat [possibly for tai chi, asanas, dancing, stretching], high luxurious futons [possibly used for teaching], music, flowers, incense, marihuana, tea, coffee coffer [ALL CONTRABAND] in EMPTY ROOM.

 

COURTROOM:

LAWYER McGILTEE:

JUST AS CHARGED!

 

 

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meanwhile, Dr. Doba rediscovers the BUCKEY-BOND TRIANGULAR FOLD after previously reformulating the GALILEAN SPHERICAL CUT [demonstrated on a FLAT surface] the day before.

 

 

the absent man’s [ABSENTIUS’] decapitated head, is rushed thru the pantry door and into the meditation chamber, honorably positioned on both the THRONE OF HEAVEN & SPICA’s CHAIR before being affixed to the most unfortunate of non-fortunate platforms.

 

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NOTEPAD of THE 3-LEGGED GIRAFFE

POEMME 
my leg & ear seized by GEAR-GOYLES  [comment?ary: garcons sans goils?]
my tuff of hair approved,
what matters are these that soon will transpire
with everyone so dull & mu-ed.

INCOMING DISMISSIVE

“DON’T YOU HAVE A REPORT TO WRITE? & new proposals?

more official reports? KAHHH!

yes, MA. right away.

POEMME 
the old tea-shack askew
everything anew
never a messy poo
I know what to do
 

p.s. everyone keeps saying to me "useless, ‘it doesn’t matter’."

PHOQUE DAT cHIT

IT MATTERS!

 

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IN THE GREEN PANTRY

PX QLOX studying output from the MUNIFICENT REACTOR CORE:

amazing! its ˆmater d’or’ master, indeed it is.

 

MASTER  PHRUGZ

sssssexcellent...

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MEETING ROOM

debate surrounding the DOBIAN DIRECTIVE

 

DOBA [via vextmsg]

the research document ‘CONE OF SILENCE’ may be released as planned to silence our critics.

 

 

                  BADO’s amendment

                  I thought we had agreed upon “CODE OF SILENCE”

 

                  DR DABO

                  yes. I want order at my addresses, sir.

 

                  [as typical BODA offers no feedback]

 

 

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distant galaxy, not far away,

RV. BADO on NONAME

highchair speaker’s platform

 

“have you ever wondered, why people spend so much energy and effort avoiding and not talking to one another?

could it be that we’re so busy creating divisions amongst ourselves in order that we may remain somewhat sexy to each other.

 

he pauses, eagle eyeing the audience…

 

 “in spite of how disgusting this body is?”

 

… and so on.

 

Dr. BODA in audience, smiles.

 

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POUQÉ INSTITUTE DIRECTIVE

“ feel free to hang up on, scream, yell at, use profanity against [& if possible disable, destroy, blow up, torture, kill, etc. etc] any computer that is programmed to do bloody useless, malicious, stupid, distracting things especially if they’re noisy and repetitive.

 

p.s. that goes for humans too”

 

ISSUED BY:

GROME HELLSBREDTH

 

UNANIMOUSLY APPROVED

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MEETING CONTINUED

 

LOST OBJECT#1

the bloody purple rag

a.k.a. the hariy soap dish

a.k.a. kali's mouse pad.

 

 

Rx:

if you wish to continue using a computer mouse, or must, in the case of current human stupidity, slow progress, technological tyranny, ignorance of the innovation coming out of the institute, try learning something new:

use the mouse left-handed to correct imbalances.

 

courtesy recommendation made by

Dr. BODA

 

seconded by Rv Bado.

Objections:

[Doba passes note to Dabo]

 

DABO

uhh sirs, in extreme emergency during corrective mode, be prepared to revert to trained muscular tendencies for responsive action.

it would be like asking horowitz, or Peterson to relearn piano with the keys reversed.

 

aye-aye

 

or captain Xerox to relearn the ship in the third dimension.

 

 [roars of laughter]

 

third dimension – now that’s a hoot!

ENACTED. 2009.07.29

 

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PANIC IN CONTROL CENTER

 

FIELD NOTE:

naturally, the mouse buttons are non-configurable without total re-building of proprietary licenses copyrights, etc.

 

bondinstitute motto:

MAKE ALL OPTIONS AVAILABLE WHENEVER POSSIBLE. CULTIVATE FREE WILL.

INTENTION REQUIRES FLEXIBILITY TO SAY NOTHING OF ADAPTABILITY.

 

 

to say nothing of memory, repetition, learning.

 

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one day people will wonder what is meant when I speak of x-TENSION KORDS.

 

is this extension chords,  a reference to the upper transpositional meanderings of a harmony cube or the hopeless tangled mess of wires that prevents me from fulfilling promises, experimenting with new ideas, building new devices?

 

PURCHASE ORDER/ GARBAGE SWEEP;

                  1. super long FIREWIRE EXTENSION CABLE

                  hopefully to reach to ceiling…

 

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THE COMMAND CENTRE

 

hurry sir, gimme more goddamn bridge music

 

fur krist sakes I could crotchet me a better circuit board idiot.

 

      

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT:

sir, we’ve lost eCAM-VISION in the TEASHAK. the PUBLIC SCREEN is blank.

 

well, until we get that cable, sorry, its lampshade time. broadcast VCR LOOPS

 

BUT SIR?! THE DIRECTIVES!!!

 

SCREW ‘EM

THIS IS JUST A TEST MATCH FOOL! PREPARE FOR THE REAL DEAL.

 

OVER N’ OUT

 

OVER

“here, sir”

OUT

“hear, dat?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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