OPERA II - Hippos, Walrii, Elephants OMIGOD PDF Print E-mail
Written by D. Bond   
Monday, 27 July 2009 12:11

 

[sign courtesy the Critic pHans Allemonde] 

 update from Opera 1

 
the CONSTRUCTOR demonstrates cracks in core, by noting that falling shards of debris and glass [consequence of the broken walrus tusk - JAG-r [weapons upgrade - hurtling to earth], first crack in planet core reveals MECHANISM for [chanelled via grey mater] the MACHINE - STARMIND.
 
The WHITE BITCHZILLA Mme céB nobly ascends to the DIAMOND DIAS OF HELL, [N.B. semi-viriginal [unrepentant lesbian past naturellement]- all weddings of previous act revealed as diversions to distract Audience of Heaven] 
 
MASTER PHAN fakes own death, led into meatlocker, chopping centre, yada yada...

 
ACT 1 SCENE 1 
MUSIC
 
key of H#
 
4/4  
THE ATTACK OF THE WALRIPODI
elephant seals? 
 
heavy accents fff
B H# B Cb B 
1 2+  3   4   
- B H# B C B H# 
1 + 2 + 3 + 4. 
Cb B H# Cb B H# 
etc.
 
 
 
can't beat a wall o' walrapodi.
them cows just don't let anyone near their ugliest mate WALT SHVITMAN!
[he is superfluous to the plot, and their designs, of course, now knowing they posses the TITAN TUSKMASTER 5000 (en-wrapped, ever non-used)]
 
COMMERCIAL MSG:
telethon to get MMe larger teeth, small boolbs, new tubes. 
 
[WHERE ARE MY GODAMEN ASYSTEMMANTS?, BRUDDHA? FREND?]
sFz!!!!!